Twisted Wished

[Rika Kaminari]

~~How it Works

Basically, one person makes a wish and then the next person grants it but in a way that it totally trashes the end result, then they post a wish of their own.
Example:

Person A: I wish I had a motorbike.

Person B: Granted.
You now have a motorbike, however due to age restrictions, you are forbidden to ride it, and once you're of legal age, you realize you don't have enough money to pay for school fees anymore, and have to sell the bike before you even get a chance to ride it.
Tough luck.

I wish I was popular.

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And it sort of goes on like that, back and forth.
But remember, to post a wish, you have to grant (and ruin) a wish first.

Also, when making a wish, try not to make it un-ruinable (even though I'd still find a way around it and I'm sure others here will too).
Example:
Don't say: 'I wish I had a motorbike, I am the legal age limit, and am a professional rider, incapable of crashing'.

How is someone supposed to ruin that for you?

You can however, sort-of wish for more than one thing, in the sense that you can say:
'I wish I had a motorbike with awesome speed and power, that sounded like a Harley but looked even cooler.'

Got it? Good.
I shall start.

I wish I had a Pony

[Sasori]

You now have a Pony, but when you are about to ride it a arrow hits it right in the head and falls down on the ground and dies.

I don't think that was good 0.0

I wish i was in the Naruto Series

[Rika Kaminari]

Granted, you have been placed in the first episode and die immediatly.

I wish I didn't have work tonight.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Granted but then you have to work for the rest of your life, holidays and weekends included

I wish I could use jutsu

[Sasori]

Granted, but you can only use ninjutsu and you can only attack yourself

I wish i was happy

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Granted but then your happy all the time and people get mad because you're happy during funerals and stuff like that

[Sasori]

hehe, that was a good one

You didn't wish 0.0 so i guess i will wish then

I wish i was like Sasori

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Granted but then you die like Sasori.

I wish i was Sasuke

[Takara Nozomi]

granted but now you have been made orochimaru's bitch (lol)

I wish I could be like one of my original characters...

[Sasori]

Granted, but your character is bisexual and marries another girl and the Police will hunt you down and kill you because they think that is yuck

I wish i was god for a day

[Rika Kaminari]

Umm I'm Bi in the first place *shrugs*
I really have to fix the censored words...

Granted but now you have to listen to all of the dumbass christians (no offense to anyone on here I wasn't talking about all christians just a bunch who are idiots.)

I wish we could have more canon's on the site.

[Sasori]

Granted, but now there aren't any open canons anymore and people start making custom characters and all the canon characters dies

I wish i could fly an airplane

[Rika Kaminari]

granted but while flying you fly into a thunderstorm and crash your plane, dying as soon as you hit the ground.

I wish I could go to six flags.

[Ryuuki Hyuuga]

Granted but as soon as you get there it's time to close up for the weekend.

I wish I could be the opposite gender for a day

[.dEi{D}aRa_]

Granted, but then you realize being the opposite gender is exactly what you didn't want and you get humiliated...a lot.

I wish I had superpowers