Post by Sasori on Aug 4, 2008 2:43:39 GMT -5
Ways to drive Deidara up the wall
1. Hide his clay
2. Ask him if he talks to his hand mouths(or kisses them)
3. After #2 if he blushes, take a picture
4. Call him a girl
5. Constantly ask him why he says un after every sentence
6. Put him and Tobi(when he is on an extreme sugar high) in the same room
7. Poking Deidara with a paintbrush and telling him it's art
8. Hide all of his hair ties
9. Replace his shampoo with pink dye
10. Hide his eye camera and tell him Tobi has it
11. In the middle of the night, fill a paper bag with air. Walk over to his bed, place the bag next to his ear, and pop it.
12. Ask him if he's a transvestite
13. Hug him every five minutes
14. Telling him his art is not art or that he doesn't know what real art is
15. Start saying un and yeah after every sentence you say in his presence
16. Put his hair in pig-tails when he is asleep
17. After #16, when he wakes up, videotape his reaction.
18. Tell Tobi that Deidara needs some company tonight and tell him to sleep next to Deidara when he is sleeping.
19. After #18, In the morning watch Deidara’s reaction when he finds out Tobi is in his bed.
20. Paint little pink hearts on his sculptures
21. Hand-cuff him to Sasori
22. Wake him up in the morning by dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on him
23. Ask him if he uses the men’s or the women’s Restroom
24. Forbid him from blowing anything up
25. Compare him to Itachi
26. Tape both his hand mouths shut while he is sleeping
27. Give him a pink laced dress for his birthday
28. Replace his clay with Play-do
29. Repeatly ask him stupid questions
30. Hide behind something when he comes by and shout “Boo” at the top of your lungs when he passes by
1. Hide his clay
2. Ask him if he talks to his hand mouths(or kisses them)
3. After #2 if he blushes, take a picture
4. Call him a girl
5. Constantly ask him why he says un after every sentence
6. Put him and Tobi(when he is on an extreme sugar high) in the same room
7. Poking Deidara with a paintbrush and telling him it's art
8. Hide all of his hair ties
9. Replace his shampoo with pink dye
10. Hide his eye camera and tell him Tobi has it
11. In the middle of the night, fill a paper bag with air. Walk over to his bed, place the bag next to his ear, and pop it.
12. Ask him if he's a transvestite
13. Hug him every five minutes
14. Telling him his art is not art or that he doesn't know what real art is
15. Start saying un and yeah after every sentence you say in his presence
16. Put his hair in pig-tails when he is asleep
17. After #16, when he wakes up, videotape his reaction.
18. Tell Tobi that Deidara needs some company tonight and tell him to sleep next to Deidara when he is sleeping.
19. After #18, In the morning watch Deidara’s reaction when he finds out Tobi is in his bed.
20. Paint little pink hearts on his sculptures
21. Hand-cuff him to Sasori
22. Wake him up in the morning by dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on him
23. Ask him if he uses the men’s or the women’s Restroom
24. Forbid him from blowing anything up
25. Compare him to Itachi
26. Tape both his hand mouths shut while he is sleeping
27. Give him a pink laced dress for his birthday
28. Replace his clay with Play-do
29. Repeatly ask him stupid questions
30. Hide behind something when he comes by and shout “Boo” at the top of your lungs when he passes by
